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Parking Religiously
Why the greatest province in the world is not more populous then it is, has long been a mystery. After all, what could have possibly caused past immigrants – having just landed at Pier 21 – to have a good look at all our pewter and still decide to leg it to Manitoba? The answer, according to recently unearthed historical documents, was parking.
Sep 7, 2005, 09:05
Some Lobsters Do Explode
Happy travelers are all alike; every unhappy traveler is unhappy it his own way. Take Odysseus, for example. It took him ten years to get home to his beloved Penelope, and although he had to endure this, that and the other, the real reason for his tardiness - according to recent research - was that he flew with CanJet.
Aug 19, 2005, 08:31
Dear CBC: Sorry About The Lock-Out But Leave Hockey Alone
Just at a time when hockey fans are tuning up their big screen televisions, stocking the bar fridge and airing out the cushions on their favourite lazy-boy hockey-watching chairs...
Aug 12, 2005, 17:05
Calling On All Canadians To Boycott American Goods
Exactly who in the hell do they think they are? The United States of America has yet again decided that they are above the law and just short of thumbing their collective noses at us, have dismissed the NAFTA ruling which concluded that the U.S. illegally collected over $5 billion in tariffs on Canadian softwood lumber.
Aug 11, 2005, 12:57
Cats, By-laws and French Emperors
There are a certain combination of words that will make people sit up and spur into action, even if they are busy attacking the first morning cup of coffee. Parizeau, for example, is said to have sprayed his café au lait all over Le Devoir, when he received a note on the morning of the referendum that read “did you remember the ethnic vote ?”.
Aug 4, 2005, 19:04
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