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Written by Santa Claus' Postal Elves
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Thursday, 16 November 2006 |
Canada Post today announced that Santa Claus' North Pole post office at H0H 0H0 is open for business. Postal Elves across the country are ready and waiting to help Santa handle the satchels full of mail he'll receive this holiday season.
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Written by D.L. McCracken
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Wednesday, 15 November 2006 |
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I apologize for referring to you as "troubled young lady", I wish I knew your first name but that's an entirely different legal issue. But I suspect that you're used to that, aren't you? Being anonymous, I mean. I have heard that you've been caught in the system for over half of your young life - that's a long time to be invisible. Some people in similar circumstances have been anonymous within the system for so long that they truly believe they are one hundred per cent invisible. They truly believe that others cannot see them. They can no longer see themselves. It's at that point that they give up.
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Written by Staff/Wire
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Tuesday, 14 November 2006 |
Kentucky Fried Chicken, better known as KFC, working on the assumption that extraterrestrials get hungry too, has announced the launch of the Colonel Sanders logo that is large enough to be seen from space. Taking no chances that the logo might be missed, the world's largest advertisement is situated right in the middle of the infamous Area 51, specifically in The World's Only Extraterrestrial Highway otherwise known as the UFO Capital of the World.
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Written by Staff/Wire
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Tuesday, 14 November 2006 |
Do you believe that finally, after years of financial planning and scrimping that you're finally debt-free? Think again. According to a study released today by the Fraser Institute, every Canadian taxpayer owes the combined three levels of government a whopping $171,032.
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Written by Staff/Wire
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Monday, 13 November 2006 |
Researchers in the United States have discovered that vaccinating mice with embryonic stem cells prevents lung cancer in previously cancer-infected mice. Researchers believe that it will be possible to produce cancer vaccines in humans from embryonic stem cells.
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Written by By Alex J. Walling
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Sunday, 12 November 2006 |
By Alex J. Walling
Our fine mayor, Peter Kelly, has a major problem and it deals with the Commonwealth Games. It’s called finding a weakness in the opponent and the competing cities of Abuja, Nigeria and Glasgow, Scotland have found one in Halifax and I expect them to exploit it, big time. Good sports teams especially when they play a strong competitor look for a weakness. Sometimes it only takes one and you exploit it. NHL coaches study hours of tape on the opposition especially the opposing goalies trying to find a weakness. Is a goalie’s weakness the five hole, short side, up high, etc? |
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Written by Staff
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Wednesday, 08 November 2006 |
U.S. President George W. Bush today announced that Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld is resigning. Just hours after the Democrats took control of the House of Representatives, pending House Leader Nancy Pelosi's first order of business involved the removal of Rumsfeld referring to him as "the civilian leadership at the Pentagon".
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Written by Staff
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Wednesday, 08 November 2006 |
After months of speculation by the American entertainment press on the status of Britney Spears' relationship with Kevin Federline it was announced yesterday that Spears has filed divorce papers against her husband using the generic 'irreconcilable differences' clause.
Entertainment "rags" have been speculating for over a year about a possible split between the pop singer and Federline but the couple insisted that they were happy. The couple went on the have two children both boys, the youngest one being only 2 monhs old. They married in 2004 only three months after meeting. Spears' family insisted that Federline sign a pre-nuptial agreement. |
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Written by D.L. McCracken
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Monday, 06 November 2006 |
The family of 28 year-old Petty Officer 1st Class Damon Crooks who was murdered outside a bar in downtown Halifax early Sunday morning have established a condolence guest book for those who would like to leave their thoughts and sympathies for Petty Officer Crooks' family and friends.
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Written by Staff
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Friday, 03 November 2006 |
Health Canada on Thursday confirmed two human cases of Salmonella poisoning in Canada that match the strain at the centre of a recent outbreak in the United States.
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